And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
50% drunk capacity currently
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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