i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
tell me about the fingering
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