I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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