Your dad touched me again.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
