If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
There's always time for handjobs
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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