Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i already hear my dad disowning me
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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