a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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