do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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