I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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