either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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