i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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