Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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