The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
This toilet bowl is my home.
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