did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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