Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You're like the curious george of whores
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I want her autograph on my taint
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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