Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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