so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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