So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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