You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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