I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You ate ashes out of my bong
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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