What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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