dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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