no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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