she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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