he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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