After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i think my cat just said my name.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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