Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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