i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
