What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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