If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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