google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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