Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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