Dual....:-)
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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