so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
