i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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