Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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