It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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