I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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