Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I can't trust your balls anymore.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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