what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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