I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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