Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Hippo gnu deer
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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