she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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