i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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