it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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