Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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