You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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