Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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