So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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