Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
im holly from the hills drunk
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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