He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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