if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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