Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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